Top 5 signs that it is Monday morning:
2) You don’t have the usual stack of DQ napkins in your glove box because you’ve been on the healthy train so you will look adorable in your cute yellow sundress.
3) While rummaging through the back seat looking for something absorbent, you hit your head really, really hard on the car door frame. (All the while still covered in the coffee you just spilled all over your cute yellow sundress.)
4) You go to the washroom to make sure your head isn’t bleeding and to mop up the coffee off your cute yellow sundress. While you are answering nature’s call you discover that your underwear has hole the size of Texas in it and may not last the rest of the day. You wonder how you didn’t notice this gigantic hole when you put the panties on and decide that you are a bit of a twit.
5) At lunch you go the nearest shopping centre and buy yourself some new underwear just in case you lose the ones you have on. Your head is pounding and your cute yellow sundress has a big brown stain on it.
Awesome.