Top 5 Things You Can't Fight

5. Fair, if you want to win.

With the Summer Olympics fast approaching, I'm hoping that this won't be the case. But usually, sadly, it's true.

4. Evil with a macaroni duck.

Need I say more?

3. This feeling anymore

Why? Because I’ve forgotten what I started fighting for.

2. City Hall

But, in the words of the great George Carlin you can damn sure blow it up

1. The Moonlight

It’s gonna get to your heart.
Never has Leann Rimes been more correct.

Honourable mention:

You can’t fight The Internet.

David Albo, a Republican politician out of Virginia, came up with this gem. He is largely responsible for the “abusive driver fees” that raised traffic fines in Virginia to an exorbitant amount. Failure to signal got you a $1050 ticket. This wildy unpopular law was enacted to raise funds for the state's transportation department. When it was repealed earlier this year, Mr. Albo claimed "We lost the PR battle. You can't fight the Internet."

Translation? “And I would’ve got away with it too! If it wasn’t for you meddling kids…”